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Star Trek Alien Spotlight: Borg

July 24, 2016 2 Comments

Like IDW Comics’ Star Trek Captain’s Log anthology mini-series, each issue of the Alien Spotlight series featured a single story that focused on a different species in the Star Trek universe.

USS Courageous

The USS Courageous hangs out

The Story

The Borg are now doing this time thing, this tachyon time wave thing to change history so that all species are born Borg. They’re starting from the future, where they’ve achieved perfection, and are doing time things to assimilate their past to ensure a future where everyone is assimilated. Or something.

Borg Geordi

Geordi has a bad day

While on a mission dealing with unstable dilithium, Geordi beams back to the Enterprise E, but comes back as a partially assimilated Borg drone! But because of his bionic eye implants, he isn’t under the collective’s control. Dr. Crusher assures Captain Picard and Data that Geordi will be fine.

Geordi's tubule goes into Data

Geordi interfaces with Data

Picard tries to get Geordi to access the Borg hivemind to see what they are up to. The information overwhelms Geordi, so a tubule comes out of his Borg arm and into Data’s eyes so he can do it instead, and he learns all about the Borg timewave thing.

Janeway conference

Janeway hosts an anti-Borg conference

Fighting Time with Time

At a conference place, Admiral Janeway addresses a group of people, Picard included, about this new Borg threat. Janeway proposes detonating a transwarp core into a pulsar to stick the time into the time thing so the Borg can time while they’re time traveling with the time wave all the time.

chess game

Chess game with Guinan

Picard isn’t crazy about this idea, and after playing chess with Guinan, invites Janeway over for tea so he can propose a different plan that involves timing up the time stream with time. Janeway’s like, whatever dude.

Picard has tea with Janeway

Tea time with Janeway

Time for Time

On the Enterprise bridge, Picard tells Data where to go to so the time thing, but then they’re suddenly attacked by a Borg cube from the future. No, wait…it’s a Hypercube! And some of its Species 8472 drones beam onto the Enterprise to assimilate everyone. Oh no!

Species 8472 drones

Species 8472 Borg drones

Picard tells Geordi (still recovering from his assimilation and back to wearing his visor) to beam him into a time thing. Geordi says okay.

Picard plan

Picard asks Geordi to beam him into the thing

Picard arrives on some planet in the past where a Borg drone is going to assimilate a little girl because she will be a future Borg Queen – the one who starts the whole temporal time wave thing. Picard is like, don’t assimilate this girl you asshole, and the drone says okay and leaves, and then Picard plays princess with the girl.

Picard saves girl

Picard saves a little girl from the Borg

Thoughts

Obviously I found this a bit too confusing. There was waaay too much technobabble that I found myself skimming through large portions of dialogue. Nearly the entire comic is technobabble and people talking about tachyons and time waves; everyone sounded robotic (no offense to Data)! We did get a few small moments that let the characters act like characters, like with Picard talking to Guinan, and there were a couple nice lines exchanged between Geordi and Data. But all this wasn’t enough to make up for the tedium.

Janeway talks

Janeway talks about stuff

I also didn’t like how a few plot complications were handwaved away – in one scene, Picard tells Data he found a thing, and Data’s like “how did you find that thing?” because finding the thing is hard, but Picard replies, “It’s easy to find that thing when you know where to look.”

Then the story ends with Picard saving the girl in the past, but…how does he get back to his time?

Picard stares at assimilation tubules

Picard ain’t having none of that

The story also reeked of fanboy fanfiction. Story with Borg invasion? Check. Story with complicated time travel and technobabble? Check. GIANT HYPERCUBE? Check. Species 8472? Double check. Seriously. As soon as I saw the 8472 cameo, I just had enough.

Borg Hypercube

The Borg Hypercube

And one thing I hate, when it comes to Borg stories, is having someone assimilated then unassimilated like it’s no big deal. I hated it in the Unimatrix Zero two-parter, and I hate it here with Geordi.

Artwise everyone looked okay, if a bit stylized. Picard looked the best and was the most expressive, while Janeway looked the most off.

contingencies

Janeway talks about contingencies

The Borg of the future ensuring their own path to perfection seems interesting enough, like an ouroboros kind of thing, but what really did this story a disservice was confining it to a single issue. I’m a huge critic of stretching stories across several issues when they could be told in one comic…but in this case, there was too much going on (and too much technobabble), that if this story had to be told, it should have been told with more room to breathe.

Rating

1 out of 5 eggs rating

Series: Star Trek, Star Trek (IDW Comics) Decade: 2000s Filed Under: Comic Reviews Tagged: IDW, sci-fi, time travel

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Comments

  1. Samuel Loy says

    June 30, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    I find the idea of a Borg Hypercube to be fascinating. This would be a cool plot to follow in an actual televised series. Maybe have the future Borg invading the Discovery and give admiral Janeway an excuse to be on the series for a season, and then have Time revert at the end of the season so that star trek discovery can get back to prequel territory, ha!

    Reply
    • Michael says

      June 30, 2018 at 10:55 pm

      I think there was a Hypercube space station in one of the Shatnerverse novels…

      Reply

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