The Room, Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic “masterpiece” is hailed as the “Citizen Kane of bad movies.” It lacks coherence, characterization, and most importantly action figures (no, the Johnny bobblehead doesn’t count). You and I both know that The Room action figures would sell like cheesecakes.
Here’s what the first wave in a hypothetical, 5-inch action figure line would look like, inspired by Funko’s ReAction figure line:
Johnny
Accessories: Doggie, rose, spoon, water bottle, and sunglasses
Lisa
Accessories: Two Scotchka glasses, pizza, and answering machine
Mark
Accessories: Football, cell phone, and alternate “baby face” head
Denny
Accessories: Diary, bucket, cake, and apple
My interpretation of Denny has been heavily influenced by The Room game, hence the diary and (empty) urine bucket.
Chris-R
Accessories: Pistol and bag ‘o cash
I can see this figure being a peg warmer.
Playset: Balcony
Comes with exclusive Red Dress Lisa figure
Agleed. These would sell. Nice references and design!
I was upset Lisa didn’t have the Red Dress until I saw the balcony set. Perfect amount of realistic marketing restraint.
Denny & Mark my favorite characters I’d buy.
Chris R would sell out more than all the rest & be a collector’s item.