Annise Alvarez
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 7″
Age: 33
Likes: Safety, rules, espresso
Dislikes: Emptiness, going outside, smart alecks
First Appearance: Episode 1
Voice Actor: Kalyn McCabe
Extremely serious and passionate about her work as a safety detective to the detriment of everything else in her life; however, her cold exterior masks a sensitive soul entrenched in sadness.
Jim Roberts
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6′ 0″
Age: 46
Likes: Jessa, personal pizzas, television
Dislikes: Pebble beaches, getting food stuck in his teeth, reading thick books
First Appearance: Episode 1
Voice Actor: Eric Ryan
Annise’s well-intentioned partner, who loves to talk about nothing and puts his foot in his mouth more often than not. Married to his high school sweetheart Janet and has a daughter named Jessa.
Erica Alvarez
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 2″
Age: 27
Likes: People, smiling, traveling
Dislikes: Rainy days, loneliness, red wine
First Appearance: Episode 3
Voice Actor: Melinda Shores
Annise’s bubbly younger sister and polar opposite. Works as a medical actress and volunteers at a retirement home.
Andrew Morris
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Grey
Height: 6′ 2″
Age: 61
Likes: Money, salami, inquisitive people
Dislikes: Paperwork, sleep paralysis, people who say “like” all the time
First Appearance: Episode 5
Voice Actor: Isaac Keith Martinez
The chief of Midland City’s Safety Detective division. Uptight and a stickler for protocol, but knows when to make concessions and is pragmatic, for better or worse.
Marcus Coker
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 11″
Age: 37
Likes: Philosophy, cigarettes, fruit snacks
Dislikes: Ethical conundrums, nihilism, sitcoms
First Appearance: Episode 6
Voice Actor: Pat Smith
A detective with a fairly average record, but dependable in times of crisis. Anxiety-ridden, but uses his vices (primarily cigarettes) to distract himself from the crushing weight of reality.
Wanda Simone
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 6″
Age: 30
Likes: Computers, art, scented candles
Dislikes: Rudeness, scorpions, food poisoning
First Appearance: Episode 8
Voice Actor: Lindsay Rollins
The rookie of the team; eager to please and sees Annise as a mentor who can give her all the answers she needs.
Nathan Montague
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 9″
Age: 35
Likes: Power, money, debates
Dislikes: Sharks, apple sauce, losing
First Appearance: Episode 17
Voice Actor: John Archer II
The leader of the Anti-Safety Brigade, a movement that condemns any and all safety regulation in favor of more personal freedom.
Jingles
Hair Color: Green
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5′ 10″
Age: Unknown
Likes: Laughter, jokes, hugs
Dislikes: Itchy fabric, wet socks, salami
First Appearance: Episode 36 (Scientific Method Episode 47)
Voice Actor: Jason Dmitruk
Annise and Erica’s legal guardian, who raised them after their parents died, but disappeared when Annise became a Safety Detective.